Ladies and gentlemen! The Power of the Crystals is going to be in the New York International Fringe Festival this August. That means we’re taking Manhattan! Like the muppets, only less zany and profitable!
We’re super-duper pumped to be in the FringeNYC, and we just know this is the thing that’s going to put us over the TOP, baby. We’re gonna be hiring hookers just to follow us around taking notes on our ramblings before you know it.
We do need -your help- though. We’re recording, mastering, and then releasing our soundtrack CD to coincide with the FringeNYC, among other costs. That’s why we’re kickstartin’ up a storm.
We offer amazing incentives, including the right to throw a beer or other drink in one of our faces, and we’re very proud to present Missing Teens Health Insurance. We’re the first band ever to offer health insurance! Are YOU covered from all rock-related illnesses and accidents? More details coming soon!
Please, DONATE TODAY! Don’t you want to be attractive?